beginning of joke
i honestly dont understand this joke and its frustrating me
June 2013
- me: oh man my show is on i'm so excited to sit down and watch television for an hour
- mom: turns on every sink in the house grinds coffee beans for five minutes reorganizes every pan in the cupboard starts a rock band
imagine if trees gave off wifi signals, we would be planting so many trees and we’d probably save the planet too
too bad they only produce the oxygen we breathe
oh my god ^
is everything expensive or am i just poor
when butter is too hard to spread and it does the thing
dad and mom
treat or trick
josh and drake
cheese and mac
stop that thank you
jelly and peanut butter
George and Fred
white and black
Juliet and Romeo
This is the most uncomfortable post on tumblr
Roll & rock
spice and sugar
Ashley and Mary-Kate
I read these normally and then realized they are all backward like what even
cody and zack
WTF.
And it also breaks
Now I feel bad when I unlike a post. It’s like tumblr want me to feel guilty.
partybarackisinthehousetonight:
do catholics fail trigonometry because they’re afraid of sin
do irish people fail trigonometry because they can’t tan
does everyone else fail trigonometry just cos
Sometimes I feel like tumblr doesn’t even care about sports.
99.9% of tumblr:
except quidditch
I’ve reblogged this 5 times and just realized it was John green










