impmon:

babyferaligator:

babyferaligator:

beginning of joke

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i honestly dont understand this joke and its frustrating me

me: oh man my show is on i'm so excited to sit down and watch television for an hour
mom: turns on every sink in the house grinds coffee beans for five minutes reorganizes every pan in the cupboard starts a rock band

“We had it all! We fucked up bigger and better than any generation that came before us! WE WERE SO BEAUTIFUL!”

reality-shmality:

hetawholockvengerstuck:

kumquatofthedawn:

hetawholockvengerstuck:

thenoodleboo:

Well, you broke physics. Way to go.

ALWAYS REBLOG BROKEN PHYSICS

IT’S NOT BROKEN PHYSICS IT’S AIR PRESSURE WHERE DID YOU LEARN PHYSICS

ALWAYS REBLOG AIR PRESSURE BREAKING PHYSICS

reality-shmality:

hetawholockvengerstuck:

kumquatofthedawn:

hetawholockvengerstuck:

thenoodleboo:

Well, you broke physics. Way to go.

ALWAYS REBLOG BROKEN PHYSICS

IT’S NOT BROKEN PHYSICS IT’S AIR PRESSURE WHERE DID YOU LEARN PHYSICS

ALWAYS REBLOG AIR PRESSURE BREAKING PHYSICS

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castle rewatch: 1x01, “flowers for your grave”

zaynspersonalbodyinspector:

In our society today girls feel that they need to be skinny in order to find love.  Fact is, your true love is gonna love you no matter what.  If he cares about the size of your thighs more then the size of your heart…drop him my darlings as no man should make you feel bad about your size if he truly loves you <3

Reblog. Every. Single. Time.

(Source: chasind)