kingoftheniall:

You can either sing What Makes You Beautiful at the top of your lungs with me or you can get your ass out of my car and walk

(Source: kingoftheniall)

lesbeeanmovie:

greencarnations:

cinematicsymphony:

This is so accurate. At school, we literally have children who will watch our facial expressions to see if them falling is as bad as they think it might be.

CORRECT CHILD INJURY PROCEDURE:

  • do not react. at the most, maybe wince and go “ooooh”
  • go over to the child to assess panic level and severity of injury
  • if they’re like, dying, remain calm, but they’re probably not.
  • look them in the eye and ask, “you okay?” they will nod. possibly all teary-eyed. then ask, “are we gonna need to cut it off?”
  • the child is thrown off. if they giggle, you’re in the money. if they do not, put a bandaid on and do some sympathetic patting. they are probably a little teary. let the sad little bug sit out for a minute. they will quickly get bored.
  • works every time

"sad little bug" is the cutest and most accurate term ive heard used to describe a child because sometimes bugs are kinda super cute sometimes bugs are really fucking annoying and sometimes bugs are downright TERRIFYING

(Source: kaliskadyami)

witheringghost:

do you ever just kinda wonder what your selling point as a human being or friend is? like, what was the point at which people were like: hey, I’ll keep this human

trencly:

tips on how to properly enter my room:

  1. do not

(Source: trencly)

fredsavageiii:

this whole exchange was golden

katebeckettswift:

Have fun, guys!

Oh my god, look at how happy she is in the last gif!

(Source: stanakaticland)

eccentric-disney:

wait a minute this isn’t my homework

this is tumblr

how did this happen

caskett-lover-27-11:

I’ve got boxes and boxes of it.

It’s comforting. It reminds me of my past.

Castle eyebrow lift ‘she’s good’